Baby Making Rhyme

We've been reading a LOT of Dr. Seuss lately, it's Panda Bear's favorite!  With all of the Dr. Seuss rhymes running through my  head I've come up with a rendition of my own to be read to the rhythm of Dr. Seuss.  To get you in the mood here's a little Fox in Socks ...

"When tweetle beetles fight,

it's called

a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they

battle in a puddle,

it's a tweetle

beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles

battle with paddles in a puddle,

they call it a tweetle

beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND...

When beetles battle beetles

in a puddle paddle battle

and the beetle battle puddle

is a puddle in a bottle ...

...They call this

a tweetle beetle

bottle puddle

paddle battle muddle."

Here's what I've come up with...

When people choose to act

in a way that makes a baby

then those people who

make babies

should be ready

for a baby

If people don't want

babies then those acts

that make babies

can be postponed

and avoided so as not to 

make a baby

If people don't want babies but

can't wait for

the baby making act

then there's always

contraception

If these people don't want babies

and choose to use contraception

then the people need to 

know that despite their contraception

that a baby may be made

So . . . when people choose to act in a way that

makes a baby then those

people who make babies

should be ready for a baby

And . . . If people R-E-A-L-L-Y

don't want babies

then those acts that

make babies

can be postponed and avoided

so as not to make a baby

If people know this all

and choose the act

that makes a baby

and a baby is made

then the baby is a fact

and will never go away

despite what you've been told

So . . . let babies be considered

for the baby making act

and the people will be

ready for their babies